0137 - Astronomical!

29Feb08

TWO-FOR-FRIDAY!
Be sure to check out 0138 too.

Of course, my pay cycles are much like Ted describes. I wouldn’t mind waiting the extra day if today were designed to “sex it good.” Psssh. Lame scientists! When will they learn that they gotta make science sexier if they want it to compete with reality TV nowadays?

I suggest getting Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Linguistics (science’s nerdy cousin) to live together in one house. But here’s the catch: they have to only use their science-powers in ways to make the earth SEXIER! Then every few episodes one of them gets eliminated. Who will be crowned sexiest area of science? Will Biology change the genes of a supermodel to make her all the more super? Will Chemistry create a love potion that ACTUALLY works? Will Physics…umm…not be a huge dork? You’ll have to wait for next week’s episode of The Sexy House of Science!

Hey, TV networks, this idea’s copyrighted by yours truly. So BACK OFF until I see a paycheck!!

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