The Andy Scale of Sadness

For those of you unfamiliar with the Mohs Scale of Hardness, you can click here to find out more. Hooray! Learning!

(Polymerized Single Walled NanoTubules? What?)

Also, Sara’s no lyin’ sucka: Batman pint glasses exist!

In case anyone’s interested, I posted a new essay on A Small “x.” It’s called Title Bout!, and you can check it out by clicking the link at the bottom of the page!



2 Responses to “0163 - The Andy Scale of Sadness”  

  1. 1 Jason

    hahhahahaha! i love everything about this one, from its title right down to the beautiful rhythm of andy’s sad, sad sentences. well done, mr goldense.

  2. 2 Mike Goldense

    Thank you Mr. Jason! As you can see with the “cold, white purity of death” line, you were on my mind when I was writing this.

    You’re on my mind…I CAN’T GET YOU OUT!!! ;)

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